The Portland riots didn't happen. But, if they did, there were definitely peaceful and good. Antifa and BLM don't hate us Jews. Biden definitely got the most votes in history, because everyone loves him. That dude is a lady. Or so they tell me. Clearly, whatever I see -- whatever is obvious -- definitely cannot be real. And, if I say otherwise, I'm a racist Nazi.
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